Ted Stevens

“I am guilty of asking the Senate for pork and proud of the Senate for giving it to me.” -Ted Stevens Ted Stevens has been indicted for bribery, corruption, and looking like Emperor Palpatine.* Stevens (R-SITH) is actually being prosecuted for failing to disclose like 8 billion dollars (ok, ok $250,000) of home renovations done … [Read more…]

Dead Horse

“I’d call him a sadistic, hippophilic necrophile, but that would be beating a dead horse.” -Woody Allen Idiot state senator from South Carolina, Kevin Bryant, is both a doosh and utterly unfunny. From Wonkette:Ok ok, we get it. His name is weird and rhymes with things. Can we please, please, please find something else to … [Read more…]

Torture?

“The healthy man does not torture others – generally it is the tortured who turn into torturers.” -Carl Jung Christopher Hitchens volunteered to be waterboarded to demonstrate the effects of the procedure. Careful, the video is pretty disturbing. He talks about his experience. The Bush administration may want to deny we torture but unless they … [Read more…]