Monthly Archive for September, 2008

A Biologist Has The Best Theory On How To Fix The Economy Yet

“Idiots and lunatics see only their own wit.” –Francois de la Rochefoucauld

PZ Myers over at Pharyngula has come up with the single most brilliant plan to stabilize our countries failing financial institutions.

Adnan Oktar, a controversial creationist who successfully campaigned for Richard Dawkins’ official website to be banned in Turkey, has said that he has “issued a call to all evolutionists” that he will give “10 trillion Turkish lira to anyone who produces a single intermediate-form fossil demonstrating evolution” – a sum roughly equal to £4.4trn.

From PZ:

I had to look up the exchange rate. That’s $8,010,890,000,000. Eight trillion, ten billion, eight hundred and ninety million dollars. I could live reasonably comfortably on that. Instead, though, I’m going to suggest something that will help out the entire country. The US government should immediately send a plane to pick up Mr Oktar, bring him to our country, and take him on a guided tour of the Smithsonian and the American Museum of Natural History, accompanied by Niles Eldredge, Kevin Padian, Jerry Coyne, Sean Carroll, and the entire scientific staff of those museums. Afterwards, they can accept the check from Mr Oktar, run down to the local bank and cash it, and use one trillion dollars to resolve the current financial crisis, seven trillion can be sunk immediately into the American educational system, and they can send the change left over to me as a reward for coming up with this brilliant plan.

I think it will work.


My Take On McCain’s Debate Proposal

“I wish I could give you a lot of advice, based on my experience of winning political debates. But I don’t have that experience. My only experience is at losing them.” –Richard Nixon

Senator McCain has decided to suspend his campaign until the economic crisis in Washington is “resolved.” This would involve rescheduling the debate for Friday night.

McCain is a nancy.

Jessica Hagy at Indexed has an interesting take:


Hypocrisy

“A conservative government is an organized hypocrisy.” –Benjamin Disraeli

This is from Hannity & Colmes. For those of you unfamiliar with the show, it’s a Faux News creation which “supposedly” is fair and balanced, with Sean Hannity representing the Right and Alan Colmes representing the Left.

Of course it is Faux News, so Colmes is essentially Hannity’s whipping boy. Except for today for some reason….


SNL Is Funny Again?

“I am thankful for laughter, except when milk comes out of my nose. ~Woody Allen”

I can see Russia from my house.

Tina Fey is currently the star of all of my lesbian fantasies


Racism

“On the field, blacks have been able to be super giants. But, once our playing days are over, this is the end of it and we go back to the back of the bus again.” -Hank Aaron




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