Ok I’m Hooked. Dammit.

“Do you every think of life as a metaphor for television?” -Chuck Palahniuk So I have a thing with TV. It’s bad. It practically makes me a terrorist. I hate sitcoms. I don’t find them funny. At all. They just don’t amuse me. They just don’t do it for me. Then I discovered Corner Gas. … [Read more…]

My Love of Bad Television

“If it weren’t for electricity we’d all be watching television by candlelight.” – George Gobal We don’t have TV at my house in the traditional sense. We opted to not pay for (and not have our time wasted by) cable. Or even basic. We got nothing. Well that’s not totally true. We have the internet. … [Read more…]

Proof I’m A Terrible Person

“What I lack in decorum, I make up for with an absence of tact.” – Don Williams Jr. Me: I want a latteJ-Money: You should get a latte from a real Starbucks to support world AIDS dayMe: The nearest “real*” Starbucks is forever awayJ-Money: Deal with it.Me: I have classJ-Money: So?Me: Starbucks can suck itJ-Money: … [Read more…]

Popularity?

“I’m good enough, I’m smart enough and gosh darn it, people like me!” –SNL While blowing off work today (something grad school makes you really good at), I was reading through one of my favorite local DC blogs, the DC Universe. He’s discussing how much of a cluster-fuck the whole Inauguration thing is going to … [Read more…]