Monthly Archive for December, 2008

Ok I’m Hooked. Dammit.

“Do you every think of life as a metaphor for television?” -Chuck Palahniuk

So I have a thing with TV. It’s bad. It practically makes me a terrorist.

I hate sitcoms.

I don’t find them funny. At all. They just don’t amuse me. They just don’t do it for me.

Then I discovered Corner Gas. It’s Canadian, but still a sitcom. It’s amazing. So that made me only slightly a terrorist.

However, I have refused to entertain the thought of American sitcoms. Thus far they have done nothing but disappointed me. My good friend has tried to talk me into watching How I Met You Mother. But I have steadfastly refused.

Then I found out it was fucking hysterical.

But I REFUSE to watch any other ones.


My Love of Bad Television

“If it weren’t for electricity we’d all be watching television by candlelight.” – George Gobal

We don’t have TV at my house in the traditional sense. We opted to not pay for (and not have our time wasted by) cable. Or even basic. We got nothing. Well that’s not totally true. We have the internet. So we’ll get shows from the magical interwebs and watch them.

I developed my love affair with NCIS years ago, but would never really watch it regularly. It was junk food for the brain. Now that I can download the shows, I started from season one and have been working my way forward. The show is basically like CSI for the Navy. NCIS stands for Naval Criminal Investigative Services.

This show is horrible. The writing is atrocious. The acting is bad. The character development is nonexistent. But I love it.

I don’t relate to any of the characters or situations. The show is like a bad horror movie. I’m not even creeped out by the blood and gore. It’s not that the gore is unrealistic, it’s just that the show is so unrealistic that all belief is suspended.

And that’s why it’s great. I can just veg out. It isn’t like reality TV, where it’s so bad I want to punch people. It’s what’s keeping me sane this semester.


Proof I’m A Terrible Person

“What I lack in decorum, I make up for with an absence of tact.” – Don Williams Jr.

Me: I want a latte
J-Money: You should get a latte from a real Starbucks to support world AIDS day
Me: The nearest “real*” Starbucks is forever away
J-Money: Deal with it.
Me: I have class
J-Money: So?
Me: Starbucks can suck it
J-Money: You can suck it
J-Money: People with AIDS can’t
Me: They probably can. Which is how they ended up with AIDS in the first place.

*We have fake Starbucks on campus. The campus coffee shops serve Starbucks products.


Popularity?

“I’m good enough, I’m smart enough and gosh darn it, people like me!” –SNL

While blowing off work today (something grad school makes you really good at), I was reading through one of my favorite local DC blogs, the DC Universe.

He’s discussing how much of a cluster-fuck the whole Inauguration thing is going to be.

“You know how the MPD has taken to cordoning off entire high-crime neighborhoods for a weekend in order to keep the riff-raff out? We need one of those over Inauguration Weekend. Around the entire fucking city.”

I gotta agree.

Also, I’m on his blog roll. Yay!




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