Monthly Archive for August, 2009

More Bad Relationship Advice

Why should we take advice on sex from the pope? If he knows anything about it, he shouldn’t!” -George Bernard Shaw

I continued to be shocked at how TERRIBLE sex and relationship advice columns are. This atrocity from the Shine (no fucking clue) section of Yahoo discusses the four signs you’re in a committed relationship.

The four tell-tale signs you’re in a relationship are:

  1. Sharing a Google calendar
  2. Share airline miles
  3. Personalized ringtones
  4. Update your Facebook status to “I’m in a relationship.”

So, my biggest tell-tale sign that I’m in a relationship didn’t make that cut. It’s called “HAVE A FUCKING DISCUSSION ABOUT WHETHER OR NOT YOU’RE IN A RELATIONSHIP.”

It’s too simple, isn’t it?


Jon Stewart

“The media. It sounds like a convention of spirtualists.” -Tom Stoppard

This is a eally interesting article from the New York Times magazine talking about why conservatives love Jon Stewart.

Essentially, many conservatives think that Stewart gives them a fair platform on which to present their views. They appreciate the challenge he proves and that he engages in respectful debate.

I do disagree with a few points the author (Jacob Gershman) makes. First, he contends that,

“While the movement professes a disdain for the “liberal media elite,” it has
made an exception for the true-blue 46-year-old comedian.”

And I disagree. While some like Bill Kristol and Newt Gingrich may not lump Stewart in with the “liberal media elite,” many of their counterparts do. So while some conservatives may respect Stewart more, certainly not all do.

Further, Gershman suggests that Stewart isn’t as hard on his liberal guests on his conservative ones. Perhaps this is true. However, Stewart did call Harry Reid the "worst guest ever."


Summer Reading List – Lies My Teacher Told Me

“History is written by the victors.” -Winston Churchill

Some advice. Don’t go to the Amazon page for this book and read the comments. Your brain will hurt.

I just have to point out the epic logic failure in this one comment though,

“This is a revisionist history rant by a left wing sociologist. Loewn, and Zinn, who praises the book, are well known dissenters. They believe any and all dissent is good, regardless of whether it is true to the facts or not. And facts may be fabricated, sources misrepresented, to support their ‘progressive’ self-loathing drivel.”

So…Zinn, a well known dissenter, who believes any and all dissent is good, praises Loewen’s book? Anyone else see a problem with this?

(He’s referring to Howard Zinn.)

Anyway, James Loewen’s book is fantastic. But, of course, I am a left wing progressive.

As the title suggests, Loewn critiques the content of American history courses in US high schools. He collects a number of history textbooks that are commonly used in the US and examines them for factual flaws/distortions.

The US, as I’m sure many other countries do, tends to paint a much rosier picture of its history than is accurate. Let’s be frank. We’ve done fucked up shit. We tend to gloss over the bad shit and emphasize the good shit.

This is problematic. We can’t think of ourselves as morally superior. We aren’t. I’m not saying the US isn’t great, that we don’t have a lot to offer, and that I don’t love my country. However, we aren’t infallible.

Loewen traverses through the textbooks, noting historical inaccuracies, as well as misrepresentations. Some of them I knew (Hellen Keller was a commie) and some of them I didn’t (that the Native Americans understood the concept of land ownership, but didn’t agree with how white people did it.)

As some other commenters noted on the Amazon page, history teachers don’t simply teach from the textbook. However, I didn’t take this book to be a criticism of history teachers per se, but of the textbooks and of those teachers who merely regurgitate the information in them. While some of the teachers may be accurate that they offer other sources of information to their students, many do not. And even providing “extra” information still leaves us with history text books that are misguiding.

I think this book should be taught. Students should see both sides of these stories and, which is what Loewen argues, be allowed to think for themselves.


Glenn Beck Is An Idiot

“I learned long ago never to say the obvious thing, but leave the obvious thing to commonplace and inexperienced people to say” –Mark Twain

So Glenn Beck is an idiot. And, in other news, water is wet.

Glenn Beck is a joke. Anyone with the mental capacity of a pet rock understands this. And not just liberals, my staunchly Republican parents mock Beck (and Faux-News in general) on a regular basis.

Here’s ample proof:

If you can’t stomach to watch, essentially Glenn Beck is claiming that if you go on http://www.cars.gov/, all the information on your computer becomes property of the US Govt.

Like most shit like this, when Beck discusses it, it bugs me. But when people blindly repeat it without BOTHERING to spend five minutes on Google to see if it’s accurate, I fly into a blinding rage.

That video can be found here. The poster of the video states,

“Please be respectful in comments as I will not approve them with profanity. Please make this video viral & mirror it. Do NOT go to the cars.gov website. All the info in your computer will be U.S. government property.”

She’s monitoring your comments? Fascist.

Did she bother to investigate to see if Glenn Beck’s report was accurate? Even the best media outlets make errors.

Of course not.

Clearly the poster is also slightly insane, because she tags the post with:

“Cash For Clunkers Glenn Beck Government scam Warning Government property NWO Illuminati Scams Barack Obama United States Government Owned Stolen Information New World Order”

Illuminati? Really?

I Google’d “Fact Check Cash for Clunkers” and the very first result that pops up the nonpartisan FactCheck.org page which wholly debunks Beck’s piece. If you don’t believe Fact Check, or Snopes (which says the same thing), how about the EFF?

The Electronic Frontier Foundation (EFF) is (according to Wiki) “an international non-profit advocacy and legal organization based in the United States with the stated purpose of being dedicated to preserving the right to freedom of speech, such as protected by the First Amendment to the United States Constitution, in the context of today’s digital age (see also digital rights).”

Sounds like the kinda place that would totally have Beck’s back on this right?

Wrong.

While they do take issue with some of the wording of the agreement, they note that,

“The seizure of the personal and private information stored on your computer through a one-sided click-through terms of service is not “conscionable” as lawyers say, and would not be enforceable even if the cars.gov website was capable of doing it, which we seriously doubt. Moreover, the law has long forbidden the government from requiring you to give up unrelated constitutional rights (here the 4th amendment right to be free from search and seizure) as a condition of receiving discretionary government benefits like participation in the Cars for Clunkers program.”

Writing/Googling that entire blub took me exactly 7 minutes (and I stopped to discuss tonight’s game against NE). Is it too much to ask for others to invest the same time and energy?


All I Can Handle Today

“I drink when I have occasion, and sometimes when I have no occasion.” – Miguel de Cervantes Saavedra

I need a mental health break.




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