November 25th – Eats, Shoots & Leaves by Lynne Truss (I’ll be doing the review.)
December 30th – The Surgeon by Tess Gerritsen (the TV show Rizzoli and Isles is based on this book and @erindoxtater will review)
January 27th – The Psychopath Test by Jon Ronson (@dmfarley will review)
Monthly Archive for October, 2011
“France is a place where the money falls apart in your hands but you can’t tear the toilet paper.” -Billy Wilder
The Dutch have a fascinating bathroom system. Many houses have two rooms for the bathroom. One tiny room with have just a toilet and a very small sink and a second room with have a shower (and maybe also a sink and mirror.)
That little room with the toilet? They call “the toilet.”
And, as it turns out, I think toilet is the worst word in the English language.
I’m not the only one to notice this horrendous language abuse. Linguist Lynne Murphy was interviewed on PRI’s The World and discussed the British (and European) preference for the word toilet to describe what we, in the US, would call a bathroom or a restroom.
I’ve been railing against the use of the word toilet since I arrived in the Netherlands. For the most part, I’m willing to adopt the local terminology. I’ve transitioned to referring to a line as a “queue,” (since their English is more Britishy) but I simply can’t bring myself to using the world toilet. Toilets are gross. Stating that you’re going to the toilet announces to everyone that you intend on preforming some bodily function. I find the word unpleasant and I’m resolved to not use it.
As it turns out, I’m not the only American expat with this problem. John Cellack, who writes the An American In Amsterdam blog, recently discussed his issue with the toilet/bathroom situation. His 7-year-old son proposed referring to the room with the toilet as the “p-room.” For obvious reasons, I don’t like that solution either. Or 7-year-olds, in general.
I am continuing my mission to convert the Dutch to the much more pleasant and ambiguous “bathroom.”
I slacked off and didn’t actually finish the book. However, @dmfarley did, so he’s writing our only review for today.
From @dmfarley:
It took me a while to jump on this bandwagon. Hell, it took me a while to jump back on the bookwagon. You may notice, I don’t participate in these book discussions much. I don’t read nearly as much as I used to. Maybe it was the grad school, maybe it was the fact that I have this sort of OCD where I must read every word on the page which makes for slow going. But man, this book got me going again. I read it in 10 days. I actually just finished the third book. That’s over 2700 pages in just about 3 months. That’s a helluva thing for me.
But enough about me.
So, yes. I really dig this series. And this book. Clearly, what kept me reading page after page was the story. This is a great soap opera that just keeps you on the edge, staying up way later than you should because you have to work in the morning BUT YOU JUST CAN’T PUT IT DOWN! Mostly. I mean, yeah, there are some stretches where it starts to drag. But, for me, just when it started to bug me, the dragging pace… well it just picked right back up again.
I have noticed some oddities about Martin’s writing. Like how he seems to get fixated on a word or concept. Like he just thought of how torches will “gutter” when wind hits them and then he seems to mention one doing just that on every page for a stretch. And he also seems to have a bit of the Ayn Rand syndrome of saying something in 1000 pages when you could have said it in 10. There is a lot of “catching up” that goes on when we switch to another character-perspective chapter, mentioning a bunch of shit we already know. It’s as if all these chapters were released as Readers’ Digest serials at one point, and this is just the later-released complete anthology. Which, incidentally, has helped teach me to glaze over text some times.
Also, characters you grow really fond of, dying, totally sucks! Three books in and I’m still not used to it.
The second installment of the OkCupid usage guide, written by Kit O’Connell and myself, is now available!
You can find the first part on his blog. Please read and comment!


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