“He that knows least commonly presumes most.” -Thomas Fuller Are you psychic? “We are what each other is looking for.” I’m looking for a bend over boyfriend. Glad you’re looking for someone who wants to strap on a 12 inch dildo and poke you in the butt.
“Spain: A whale stranded upon the coast of Europe.” -Edmund Burke This particular Spanish gentleman sent me a seemingly normal note and we exchanged several pleasant, normal, introductory, messages. Then this: “Do you want to fuch in a Spanish way?” Then about four hours later, I get this: “Do you want some casula Spanisch sex? … [Read more…]
“They say God has existed from the beginning of time and will exist beyond the end of time. Can you imagine trying to sit through his home movies?” -Scott Roeben Because when you get the following message: “wish you were mine so i could love you till the end of time !” you need to … [Read more…]