Proof I’m A Terrible Person

“What I lack in decorum, I make up for with an absence of tact.” – Don Williams Jr. Me: I want a latteJ-Money: You should get a latte from a real Starbucks to support world AIDS dayMe: The nearest “real*” Starbucks is forever awayJ-Money: Deal with it.Me: I have classJ-Money: So?Me: Starbucks can suck itJ-Money: … [Read more…]

Reviews

Opinions are like assholes, every one has one and they all stink. –Anonymous Have you ever read the reviews on Amazon? Don’t. They are infuriating. Sometimes, when I need a distraction, I will scroll through, reading the reviews for books I know will inflame people. Dan Savage’s The Kid. Anything by Christopher Hitchens. The Harry … [Read more…]

A Black And White Knight

“The biblical account of Noah’s Ark and the Flood is perhaps the most implausible story for fundamentalists to defend. Where, for example, while loading his ark, did Noah find penguins and polar bears in Palestine?” –Judith Hayes The Norwegian King’s Guard has a mascot. Sir Nils Olav II. He is also a penguin. It seems … [Read more…]

Blogging

“I sincerely believe blogging can save America.” -John Jay Hooker I love blogging. Especially when stuff like this happens: I was in Target the other day shopping and there is a girl talking on the phone. I hear her say, “I told her, all she’s gotta do is show me. She doesn’t even have to … [Read more…]