A Black And White Knight

“The biblical account of Noah’s Ark and the Flood is perhaps the most implausible story for fundamentalists to defend. Where, for example, while loading his ark, did Noah find penguins and polar bears in Palestine?” –Judith Hayes The Norwegian King’s Guard has a mascot. Sir Nils Olav II. He is also a penguin. It seems … [Read more…]

Blogging

“I sincerely believe blogging can save America.” -John Jay Hooker I love blogging. Especially when stuff like this happens: I was in Target the other day shopping and there is a girl talking on the phone. I hear her say, “I told her, all she’s gotta do is show me. She doesn’t even have to … [Read more…]

Not All Kids Suck Apparently

“My husband and I are either going to buy a dog or have a child. We can’t decide whether to ruin our carpet or ruin our lives.” –Rita Rudner The little kid saved his parents life. “Henry came into our room screaming there was a fire,” she said. “I scooped him up and got him … [Read more…]