Marriage

“Marriage is a wonderful institution, but who wants to live in an institution?” -Groucho Marx Look, I’ve seen a lot of moronic relationship advice on the internet. But this shit seriously takes the cake. I don’t know who this guy is or what his story is, but since I’m dumber for having listened to the … [Read more…]

More Bad Relationship Advice

“Why should we take advice on sex from the pope? If he knows anything about it, he shouldn’t!” -George Bernard Shaw I continued to be shocked at how TERRIBLE sex and relationship advice columns are. This atrocity from the Shine (no fucking clue) section of Yahoo discusses the four signs you’re in a committed relationship. … [Read more…]

This Is (Air Quotes) Advice?

“Advice is one of those things it is far more blessed to give than to receive.” –Carolyn Wells People REALLY should be required to have license before they can dish out relationship advice. Oh wait, this guy has got a license… From MSNBC.com comes the hokey named “SexRx” column, written by Dr. Ian Kerner. This … [Read more…]