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THIS JUST IN: People On The Internet Are Assholes

Greater Internet Fuckwad Theory

So, after the DC election, Courtland Milloy writes a piece for WaPo describing how Fenty was a “cruel mayor” and how “payback is a…well you know what they say.”  He calls Fenty supporters “myopic little twits.”

Ok, I get it, you don’t like white people Fenty.  I don’t like a lot of things (ranging from blueberries to WalMart) and I write lots of bitchy posts. I’m not judging.

But then Courtland wrote a second piece, titled “A Vile Cauldron Of Hatred.”  See, Courtland didn’t like it that people commented on his original piece, and *gasp* disagreed with him.  And those people said things that were mean! And vile! And probably nonsensical, racist, and used terrible grammar.

Courtland, you forget the cardinal rule of the internet: People on the internet are assholes.  My blog gets 500 hits a day and people make asshole comments.  (To the guy who keeps offering to “drown me in his cum until I choke and turn blue,” I’m not interested.)

So let’s try this again, Courtland. You write moronic shit, get it published on the WaPo, and suck it up and deal with all the “myopic little twits” who disagree with you.

By the way, if you want to read more on this from someone who isn’t going to mention cum, you can read what Alex over at Good Hope has to say.  DCist also weighs in.


The McMillan Reservoir

“The park was conceived of as part of “a necklace of emeralds,” large permanent reserves of open green space connected by trails that would ring the city. “ -from the McMillan Sand Filtration Site Wikipedia entry.

For the longest time, I was convinced that the CIA had a secret facility under the McMillan Reservoir.  Why else would a huge tract of well-positioned land remain undeveloped in DC?

Like with most conspiracy theories, there turned out to be a perfectly plausible reason:  money and politics.

Bloomingdale resident Eva Hambach created a documentary piece about the site development, available on YouTube.

McMillan-The Synopsis

McMillan-The Case for Historic Preservation

McMillan-The Case for Development

Bloomingdale-Toxic Overflow

You can read what Prince of Petworth and the Washington Business Journal have to say on the subject as well.


Where Is The Food?

“Becoming obese is a normal response to the American environment.” -James Hill

Living in DC, you hear the term “food desert” tossed around a lot, usually referring to poor areas of the city where there are no real grocery stores, only corner bodegas that sell Doritos and Pepsi. It’s true, they are food deserts. There is no actually food to eat there, just highly processed forms of high fructose corn syrup.

I departed DC last week to await visa stuff at my parents’ house in Delaware. They live in the middle of nowhere Delaware, surrounded by farmland. The closest grocery store is WalMart (I die a little inside every time we go there), and the first night I was there, my mom and I headed over to pick up food for the week.

I was shocked. Granted, WalMart does have a large fresh fruit and vegetables section, as well as a bakery and deli counter. However, once you get past that in the store, it’s as much of a food desert as the poorest neighborhood in DC.

Aisles and aisles of over-processed crap with no real nutritional value. There was an entire aisle of soda, but I couldn’t find 100% cranberry juice in the four-foot wide juice section. The best they had was 30% juice from concentrate. I couldn’t find hummus. I couldn’t find local honey. They did, however, stock honey WITH HIGH FRUCTOSE CORN SYRUP IN IT. Apparently, honey needs to be artificially sweetened. An entire aisle of potato chips and Doritos but no dried fruit.

I realize that I’m a fucking spoiled yuppie, with my soy milk, local honey, and Polyface eggs. However, this stuff isn’t even food.

It’s no wonder that 80% of the people featured on “People of WalMart” are grossly overweight.

(Editor’s note: WalMarts do vary by location – for example, mine has many of the things missing in Neamhspleachas’ WalMart. But by and large, shopping for healthy food in WalMart is akin to shopping for Klan hoods in Harlem.)


To Gentrify Or Not

“This area is gentrifying fast. New people are moving in who think they want to live in the forest until they live in the forest. Then they want to cut down all the trees because they can’t see the sun.” -Todd Steiner

The neighborhood where I live has been up in arms the last few days about a local coffee shop not getting a liquor license. The owner wants to transition the coffee shop into a full service restaurant, and anyone who has worked in the food industry knows to make that profitable, you need booze.

The Advisory Neighborhood Commission (ANC) denied the coffee shop’s liquor license application, though, technically, they don’t have to approve it for the store to get a liquor license. DC regulations are a bit Kafkaesque. If you’re interested in all the juicy details, the blog In Bloomingdale has a good summary and links.

There is a broader point here. Much of the backlash against this particular coffee shop has stemmed from a larger dislike of gentrification. In DC, the gentrification debate has been around for a long time, not just in my neighborhood, but in many other neighborhoods and cities.

One of the mainstays of the anti-gentrification arguments is that gentrification results in increased rents and property taxes for long-term residents, which can price poorer residents out of the neighborhood. Intuitively, it makes sense.  Expensive condos go up and pricey stores open.  More dining/shopping opportunities attract more people to the neighborhood, thus raising property values.  When homes are reassessed, the increase in property values result in more property taxes.  People with disposable income move in and demand more stuff – bars, restaurants, grocery stores, etc. They also have money to spend on home improvement, further increasing property values.  Residents on fixed incomes can’t afford the increase and have to leave.  Landlords are forced to charge more because their property taxes have increased, but also because the neighborhood has more to offer.  This prices low-income persons out of the rental market.

However, according to some research being done in Harlem, this may not be true.  A professor of urban planning at Columbia University, Lance Freeman,  a leading academic on issues of gentrification, referred to the data from the New York City Housing and Vacancy Survey and found that turnover among low-income residents in gentrifying neighborhood is lower than in non-gentrifying neighborhoods.

It does seem to fly in the face of common sense. As Freeman points out, if your neighborhood is getting better, why would you want to leave? You don’t. Further, he argues that many new residents move into property that was vacant before gentrification began.

It’s an interesting idea and you can find a number of Freeman’s articles in journals on the subject, if you’re interested.


Are You Fucking Kidding Me?

“Washington, DC is to lying what Wisconsin is to cheese.” – Dennis Miller

This is video from the Kojo Nnamdi show, one of the local NPR shows.

Of course we shouldn’t have voting rights. We choose to live here.




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