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A Symbiotic Relationship

“She’s an unfuckable lard-arse.” Former Italian Prime Minister Silvio Berlusconi on German Chancellor Angela Merkel

I’m not really sure how the whole European financial crisis is playing out in American news, but it’s basically unavoidable here. There’s a story nearly every day in all the magazines and newspapers, and I think BBC radio has forgotten other news exists.

The story often casts Germany as the responsible country, which is now expected to rescue irresponsible Greece, Spain, Italy and so forth. It is certainly true that Germany and most of the northern European countries aren’t facing the same budget crises or debt burdens that their southern counterparts are. However, that is due in part to those southern countries spending lots of money to purchase goods made in northern Europe.

Greek imports of German goods tripled after the introduction of the Euro. Same with Spanish imports. And Portuguese imports. Now that those countries can’t afford their goods, German exports are falling. German exports fell 3.6% in October. And Germany isn’t the only country feeling the pinch. Dutch exports dropped for the first time in two years, down 2% in October.

Clearly, the government of Greece and Italy and the others made poor financial decisions…and it isn’t as if Greece doesn’t have a long history of defaulting on its debts. But let’s not pretend that the budgets of northern Europe were being supported merely by the will and responsibility of its people.

 


The Name Game

“I wish my name was Brian because maybe sometimes people would misspell my name and call me Brain. That’s like a free compliment and you don’t even gotta be smart to notice it.” -Mitch Hedberg

World MapHerman Cain doesn’t know who the president of Ubeki-beki-beki-beki-stan-stan is. While Herman Cain isn’t exactly known for his intellectual capacity, I wondered about the validity of this statement.

I realize Cain is poorly-versed in foreign policy. (Actually, I’d say the only concept he’s well-versed on is sexually harassing women.) I didn’t expect him to be able to find Ubeki-beki-beki-beki-stan-stan on a map, yet alone name its leader. I have higher expectations for, ya know, people who may actually be president.

I understand that presidents have foreign policy advisers for a reason. Yet I also want a president who has some rudimentary knowledge of the world in which we live. So, which countries leaders should our president be able to name?

My list would be:

Mexico
Canada
China
Iran
North Korea
Iraq
Afghanistan
England
Russia
Brazil
India
South Africa
Germany
France

This is my bare minimum list. Do you think I’m missing any? Or do I have countries on there that don’t belong?


The Big Picture

“In order to properly understand the big picture, everyone should fear becoming mentally clouded and obsessed with one small section of truth.” -Xun Zi

TreesRobert Samuelson wrote an op-ed for the Washington Post titled “The welfare state’s reckoning” in which he argues that the European crisis is really a crisis of unmanageable welfare states. I suppose that argument could be made, if you don’t count Germany, Belgium, Luxembourg, The Netherlands, Sweden, Finland, Norway, Denmark, and Switzerland as part of Europe. Also, if you ignore that South Korea, Australia, and Canada also have similar welfare states and aren’t on the verge of collapse.

Ezra Klein does a much better job articulating this point.

“If the United States had Canada’s health-care system, and Canada’s per capita health-care costs, we would have a much “larger” welfare state, but we wouldn’t have a deficit problem. Assuming we weren’t spending that money elsewhere, we wouldn’t even have a deficit.”

Shockingly enough, providing for your citizens to have access to basic health care actually lowers costs. Instead, in the US, health care is prohibitively expensive resulting in many citizens putting off obtaining medical care until they are very ill, thus making them more costly to treat. Further, young, healthy people avoid purchasing health insurance, driving up the costs for insurance companies.

It’s not rocket science, people. Even Rick Santorum gets it, accidentally.

“If you don’t have to have insurance until you’re sick, why buy insurance? … How much would insurance be if only people who needed insurance bought it? The whole point of insurance is: healthy people buy it, sick people buy it, and those who are healthy support those who are sick…. But if insurance is only sick people buy it, well guess what’s going to be the cost of insurance. That’s why there’s a preexisting-condition clause.”

Universal health care isn’t to blame for the European debt crisis. The lack of it, in part, is to blame for America’s.


Bank Transfer Day

“A bank is a place where they lend you an umbrella in fair weather and ask for it back when it begins to rain.” -Robert Frost

Bank Transfer Day was on Nov. 5th and called for consumers to switch from using “big banks” to not-for-profit credit unions. It was, in part, a response to Bank of America’s decision to charge a $5 per month fee for debit card usage. My first bank account was with M&T Bank and I left them for Bank of America in 2004. This was mostly caused by my father’s relocation to an area that didn’t have M&T, and since I was still in college, I wanted him to have easy access to my bank account.I left Bank of America in 2009 for both ING and MD SECU – ING, because their interest rates were far more competitive than Bank of America, and SECU because the rates on their loans were far more competitive.

ING has a much more acceptable overdraft policy. Bank of America used to charge $25 per transaction, whereas ING charges interest on the amount you’ve overdrafted. If you know you’ve overdrafted and deposit money into your account quickly, it may only cost you a few cents. That’s reasonable. SECU was the only bank that would do an international money transfer when I was moving. ING, despite being headquartered in the Netherlands, could not transfer money to a Dutch bank.

You should consider moving your money, especially if you’re at one of the big banks (Bank of America, Citi, Chase, or Wells Fargo). Not just because of the OWS movement, but because you’ll get better service and, likely, better products.

While a few individuals may not make an impact on a huge bank’s bottom line, several municipalities might make a chip.  Several communities in New York state have taken their money elsewhere, after expressing dissatisfaction with how large banks have handled the mortgage crisis.


Even Socialist Utopias Aren’t Perfect

“There is nothing so asinine that governments will not proclaim it as official doctrine.” -Lord Nolan

Currently, the Netherlands is governed by a coalition government between the VVD (Peoples Party For Freedom And Democracy), a liberal-conservative party, and the CDA (Christan Democratic Appeal), a center-right party. The coalition government is supported by a minority party, the Party For Freedom (PVV), which is a strongly anti-immigration party. (The PVV is to Dutch politics what the Tea Party is to American politics.) The Netherlands legalized same-sex marriage in 2001, but some civil servants still refuse to perform marriage ceremonies for same-sex couples. Granted, it’s a tiny, tiny minority of Dutch civil servants, but it is a problem.The PVV party recently indicated that it was going to draw up legislation allowing for the firing of civil servants who refuse to perform same-sex marriages. Yay, right?

Not exactly.

As it turns out, the PVV’s plan seems to be to drag its feet for as long as possible to delay voting on such legislation because it doesn’t want to upset the Reformed Political Party (SGP), a conservative Christan party.

Even socialism can’t stop Jesus from ruining everything.




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