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The Name Game

“I wish my name was Brian because maybe sometimes people would misspell my name and call me Brain. That’s like a free compliment and you don’t even gotta be smart to notice it.” -Mitch Hedberg

World MapHerman Cain doesn’t know who the president of Ubeki-beki-beki-beki-stan-stan is. While Herman Cain isn’t exactly known for his intellectual capacity, I wondered about the validity of this statement.

I realize Cain is poorly-versed in foreign policy. (Actually, I’d say the only concept he’s well-versed on is sexually harassing women.) I didn’t expect him to be able to find Ubeki-beki-beki-beki-stan-stan on a map, yet alone name its leader. I have higher expectations for, ya know, people who may actually be president.

I understand that presidents have foreign policy advisers for a reason. Yet I also want a president who has some rudimentary knowledge of the world in which we live. So, which countries leaders should our president be able to name?

My list would be:

Mexico
Canada
China
Iran
North Korea
Iraq
Afghanistan
England
Russia
Brazil
India
South Africa
Germany
France

This is my bare minimum list. Do you think I’m missing any? Or do I have countries on there that don’t belong?


The Big Picture

“In order to properly understand the big picture, everyone should fear becoming mentally clouded and obsessed with one small section of truth.” -Xun Zi

TreesRobert Samuelson wrote an op-ed for the Washington Post titled “The welfare state’s reckoning” in which he argues that the European crisis is really a crisis of unmanageable welfare states. I suppose that argument could be made, if you don’t count Germany, Belgium, Luxembourg, The Netherlands, Sweden, Finland, Norway, Denmark, and Switzerland as part of Europe. Also, if you ignore that South Korea, Australia, and Canada also have similar welfare states and aren’t on the verge of collapse.

Ezra Klein does a much better job articulating this point.

“If the United States had Canada’s health-care system, and Canada’s per capita health-care costs, we would have a much “larger” welfare state, but we wouldn’t have a deficit problem. Assuming we weren’t spending that money elsewhere, we wouldn’t even have a deficit.”

Shockingly enough, providing for your citizens to have access to basic health care actually lowers costs. Instead, in the US, health care is prohibitively expensive resulting in many citizens putting off obtaining medical care until they are very ill, thus making them more costly to treat. Further, young, healthy people avoid purchasing health insurance, driving up the costs for insurance companies.

It’s not rocket science, people. Even Rick Santorum gets it, accidentally.

“If you don’t have to have insurance until you’re sick, why buy insurance? … How much would insurance be if only people who needed insurance bought it? The whole point of insurance is: healthy people buy it, sick people buy it, and those who are healthy support those who are sick…. But if insurance is only sick people buy it, well guess what’s going to be the cost of insurance. That’s why there’s a preexisting-condition clause.”

Universal health care isn’t to blame for the European debt crisis. The lack of it, in part, is to blame for America’s.


Bank Transfer Day

“A bank is a place where they lend you an umbrella in fair weather and ask for it back when it begins to rain.” -Robert Frost

Bank Transfer Day was on Nov. 5th and called for consumers to switch from using “big banks” to not-for-profit credit unions. It was, in part, a response to Bank of America’s decision to charge a $5 per month fee for debit card usage. My first bank account was with M&T Bank and I left them for Bank of America in 2004. This was mostly caused by my father’s relocation to an area that didn’t have M&T, and since I was still in college, I wanted him to have easy access to my bank account.I left Bank of America in 2009 for both ING and MD SECU – ING, because their interest rates were far more competitive than Bank of America, and SECU because the rates on their loans were far more competitive.

ING has a much more acceptable overdraft policy. Bank of America used to charge $25 per transaction, whereas ING charges interest on the amount you’ve overdrafted. If you know you’ve overdrafted and deposit money into your account quickly, it may only cost you a few cents. That’s reasonable. SECU was the only bank that would do an international money transfer when I was moving. ING, despite being headquartered in the Netherlands, could not transfer money to a Dutch bank.

You should consider moving your money, especially if you’re at one of the big banks (Bank of America, Citi, Chase, or Wells Fargo). Not just because of the OWS movement, but because you’ll get better service and, likely, better products.

While a few individuals may not make an impact on a huge bank’s bottom line, several municipalities might make a chip.  Several communities in New York state have taken their money elsewhere, after expressing dissatisfaction with how large banks have handled the mortgage crisis.


Even Socialist Utopias Aren’t Perfect

“There is nothing so asinine that governments will not proclaim it as official doctrine.” -Lord Nolan

Currently, the Netherlands is governed by a coalition government between the VVD (Peoples Party For Freedom And Democracy), a liberal-conservative party, and the CDA (Christan Democratic Appeal), a center-right party. The coalition government is supported by a minority party, the Party For Freedom (PVV), which is a strongly anti-immigration party. (The PVV is to Dutch politics what the Tea Party is to American politics.) The Netherlands legalized same-sex marriage in 2001, but some civil servants still refuse to perform marriage ceremonies for same-sex couples. Granted, it’s a tiny, tiny minority of Dutch civil servants, but it is a problem.The PVV party recently indicated that it was going to draw up legislation allowing for the firing of civil servants who refuse to perform same-sex marriages. Yay, right?

Not exactly.

As it turns out, the PVV’s plan seems to be to drag its feet for as long as possible to delay voting on such legislation because it doesn’t want to upset the Reformed Political Party (SGP), a conservative Christan party.

Even socialism can’t stop Jesus from ruining everything.


The 9-9-9 Plan Would Mean 9-1-1 For The Poor

“Stupid people are ruining America.” -Herman Cain

Herman Cain
Republican Presidential contender Herman Cain has outlined his 9-9-9 plan to simplify the tax code. The plan proposes a 9% flat tax on personal and corporate income and a 9% national sales tax. It would eliminate taxes on capital gains and other forms of income, as well as all tax deductions and loopholes. It seems simple. As it turns out, its simplicity is its only advantage.

Cain claims the 9-9-9 proposal is revenue neutral, meaning it would raise as much money for the federal government as is collected under the current tax plan. However, the Center For American Progress estimates that this plan would have collected 9.2% of GDP in taxes in 2007 whereas the government actually collected 18.5% of GDP.  Based on 2010 numbers, Moody’s Chief Economist, Mark Zandi, estimates the plan would collect 15% of GDP in taxes in 2010, which is approximately what the federal government collected in the same year. However, government spending totaled 23% of GDP. So even if we give Cain the benefit of the doubt on the revenue neutrality of the plan, he would still have to impose some significant spending cuts in order to balance the budget.

Additionally, employers are currently required to deduct payroll taxes from your paycheck, including taxes for Social Security and Medicare. Cain would eliminate that. Under his plan, Social Security and Medicare would have to be paid for out of the general fund. Further, there would be no income tax withholding. Instead of filing your taxes at the end of the year and getting a return or paying (typically) a small amount, you would be writing the IRS a large check once a year. Automatic withholding forces employers to report your income to the IRS and forces you to prepay your tax bill. Eliminating payroll taxes creates an opportunity for employers and employees to under-report income, in addition to putting the responsibility for saving for their tax bill on the shoulders of Americans who, it’s well documented, already don’t save enough.

Currently, there is no national sales tax (except on gasoline.) Sales taxes are imposed and collected by state and local governments and used to support their activities. Further, state and local governments collect income and property taxes, as well. It’s unclear if Cain’s plan would replace state and local taxes or be implemented on top of those taxes. If his plan replaces those taxes, he offers no solution as to how state and local governments will fund their police and fire departments.

Finally, Cain claims his plan isn’t regressive on the poor, but it is. First, it eliminates capital gains taxes. Paris Hilton doesn’t make her money by working, like the rest of us schmucks. She lives off interest. Under this plan, she doesn’t pay taxes. On average, capital gains account for 40% of income for those earning a million dollars a year or more but only account for 4% of income for those earning $200,000 per year or less. Next, sales taxes really hurt the poor. The extra $9 on a $100 grocery bill is a more significant amount of the budget of a person earning $20,000 per year than it is of the person earning $200,000 per year. Moreover, poor people spend a larger percent of their earnings than the rich. Poor families spend about 98% of their income, while the rich spend about 90%. Now the poor have to pay 9% more on all of their spending.

So, in summation, Cain’s plan collects less revenue, provides more opportunities for people to cheat, possibly bankrupts state and local governments, and increases the tax burden on the poor while benefiting the wealthy. Of course it’s being proposed by a millionaire who supports small government.




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