Not All Kids Suck Apparently

“My husband and I are either going to buy a dog or have a child. We can’t decide whether to ruin our carpet or ruin our lives.” –Rita Rudner

The little kid saved his parents life.

“Henry came into our room screaming there was a fire,” she said. “I scooped him up and got him out of the house. The fire started in his room. He did everything right.”

Meh, still don’t want kids.