“I’d call him a sadistic, hippophilic necrophile, but that would be beating a dead horse.” -Woody Allen Idiot state senator from South Carolina, Kevin Bryant, is both a doosh and utterly unfunny. From Wonkette:Ok ok, we get it. His name is weird and rhymes with things. Can we please, please, please find something else to … [Read more…]
“The healthy man does not torture others – generally it is the tortured who turn into torturers.” -Carl Jung Christopher Hitchens volunteered to be waterboarded to demonstrate the effects of the procedure. Careful, the video is pretty disturbing. He talks about his experience. The Bush administration may want to deny we torture but unless they … [Read more…]
If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a man and a dog. -Mark Twain New research on dog aggression. “They may be small, but new research found that one in five dachshunds have bitten or tried to bite strangers, and … [Read more…]
“If you’re going to get into social criticism with absurdity and satire, you can’t be politically correct when you do that.” -John Cusack As everyone knows (or at least those of us glued to NPR and every political blog known to mankind), the New Yorker ran a somewhat (heh) controversial cover: At first, I was … [Read more…]
“You old white people. It is your duty to die!” -taken from an email posted on Snopes.com Like father: Like son: Epic. Fail.