“I am thankful for laughter, except when milk comes out of my nose. ~Woody Allen” I can see Russia from my house. Tina Fey is currently the star of all of my lesbian fantasies
“On the field, blacks have been able to be super giants. But, once our playing days are over, this is the end of it and we go back to the back of the bus again.” -Hank Aaron
“The distance between insanity and genius is measured only by success.” –Bruce Feirstein You have to watch the entire thing until the end. I assure you, it’s worth it.
“There are times not to flirt. When you’re sick. When you’re with children. When you’re on the witness stand.” -Joyce Jillson Just something to make you laugh…. The semester just started so things may be a little slow around here until I get my life under control. Evil, evil, uncontrollable life…
“Haste makes waste.” -Proverb So as everyone knows, McCain tapped the governor of Alaska Sarah Palinas his Vice President. My kid brother texts me today. He’s starting a pool on how long it will take her to rescind her acceptance a la Harriet Myers. Initially, my reaction was rather skeptical. Of course, I dislike her … [Read more…]