Holy Fuck…

“I don’t really think, I just walk.” –Paris Hilton A few weeks ago, McCain released a campaign ad comparing Obama to Paris Hilton and Brittany Spears. McCain claims that Obama is, “the biggest celebrity in the world.” Apparently, made the Hiltons very, very unhappy. It seems Mr. and Mrs. Hilton donated the maximum to the … [Read more…]


“I sincerely believe blogging can save America.” -John Jay Hooker I love blogging. Especially when stuff like this happens: I was in Target the other day shopping and there is a girl talking on the phone. I hear her say, “I told her, all she’s gotta do is show me. She doesn’t even have to … [Read more…]

Ted Stevens

“I am guilty of asking the Senate for pork and proud of the Senate for giving it to me.” -Ted Stevens Ted Stevens has been indicted for bribery, corruption, and looking like Emperor Palpatine.* Stevens (R-SITH) is actually being prosecuted for failing to disclose like 8 billion dollars (ok, ok $250,000) of home renovations done … [Read more…]