PZ Wanna Cracka

“The greatest problem in the world today is intolerance. Everyone is so intolerant of each other.” -Princess Diana Apparently, some kid at the University of Florida “stole” a communion cracker and the Catholics went apeshit. Not that the apeshit part should be a surprise, this is the same organization that sponsored the Inquisition. University of … [Read more…]

Not All Kids Suck Apparently

“My husband and I are either going to buy a dog or have a child. We can’t decide whether to ruin our carpet or ruin our lives.” –Rita Rudner The little kid saved his parents life. “Henry came into our room screaming there was a fire,” she said. “I scooped him up and got him … [Read more…]

Epic Fail

“Any man can make mistakes, but only an idiot persists in his error.” -Marcus Cicero This is an internet forum for body builders and…well…some of them aren’t so bright. First post in the thread: “i need to find a bigger brand of condoms even the magnums are too small for me, is there anywhere you … [Read more…]