“I sincerely believe blogging can save America.” -John Jay Hooker I love blogging. Especially when stuff like this happens: I was in Target the other day shopping and there is a girl talking on the phone. I hear her say, “I told her, all she’s gotta do is show me. She doesn’t even have to … [Read more…]

Ted Stevens

“I am guilty of asking the Senate for pork and proud of the Senate for giving it to me.” -Ted Stevens Ted Stevens has been indicted for bribery, corruption, and looking like Emperor Palpatine.* Stevens (R-SITH) is actually being prosecuted for failing to disclose like 8 billion dollars (ok, ok $250,000) of home renovations done … [Read more…]

Dead Horse

“I’d call him a sadistic, hippophilic necrophile, but that would be beating a dead horse.” -Woody Allen Idiot state senator from South Carolina, Kevin Bryant, is both a doosh and utterly unfunny. From Wonkette:Ok ok, we get it. His name is weird and rhymes with things. Can we please, please, please find something else to … [Read more…]