But why do I write in English?
Hi, I’m Peter. Want to do some hollering (Flemish dialect for chat, if you didn’t know)
See, I assumed you’d have a Flemish accent, because you’re from Belgium but speak Dutch (as it says on the front page of your profile.) Of course, if you read the front page of my profile, you’d know that I don’t speak Dutch. No amount of reading would likely teach you to not message people mentioning the state of your penis, though.