“I just read this great science fiction story. It’s about how machines take control of humans and turn them into zombie slaves! . . . HEY! What time is it?? My TV show is on!” –Bill Watterson Someone (or someones) in Texas decided to get a little cheeky and change the writing on a traffic … [Read more…]

Gay Head

Every artist was first an amateur. -Ralph Waldo Emerson America get its first black president. (Although we aren’t the first country to elect an ethnic minority to the highest office in the land, Argentina beat us to that.) And now, the world gets its first gay head of state. Meet Johanna: Granted, she’s the interim … [Read more…]

That’s An Understatement

“Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I’m not sure about the the universe.” -Albert Einstein From the article: Chicago police arrested a 14-year-old boy for allegedly impersonating one of their own Saturday. The boy, who has been charged as a juvenile for impersonating an officer, walked into the Grand Crossing District … [Read more…]

So True

College is like the foundation -and the students are there to drink. In an effort to cheer me up and detress me, a friend of mine sent me this. Updated for 2008 (such as calling it AIM and an Ipod), this is so accurate. Welcome to most of college and grad school. At least for … [Read more…]