“Marriage is a wonderful institution, but who wants to live in an institution?” -Groucho Marx Look, I’ve seen a lot of moronic relationship advice on the internet. But this shit seriously takes the cake. I don’t know who this guy is or what his story is, but since I’m dumber for having listened to the … [Read more…]

Food For Thought – Chili

“Rain or Snow, / To Chili go, / You’ll find it so,/ For ought we know./Time will show.” – Ben Franklin I love chili. It’s such an incredibly versatile dish and seeing every one’s take it is always interesting. Ingredients 1.5 lbs of browned ground turkey (browned in some olive oil and Worcester sauce) 1 … [Read more…]

My Sexual Repertoire

“The First Amendment was designed to protect offensive speech, because nobody ever tries to ban the other kind.” -Mike Godwin Playboy came up with a list of Ten Sex Acts That Should Be Retired. I can’t even remember who posted this on Twitter but I saw it and responded “Well…that takes care of my entire … [Read more…]

NASA = Democracy Fail

“It makes no difference who you vote for – the two parties are really one party representing four percent of the people.” -Gore Vidal I know this story, from MSNBC, is old, but it I heard about it again the other day, and it really rubbed me the wrong way. From the article: “NASA earlier … [Read more…]


“Gay liberation? I ain’t against it. There’s just nothing in it for me.” -Bette Davis Who said that thing about God working in mysterious ways…? From this article (on LezGetReal): “Citing a “serious budget shortfall” the conservative Christian group, Focus on the Family has been prompted to issue a special fundraising plea, and has also … [Read more…]