Maybe We Should Just Adopt LOLspeak

“Most people who bother with the matter at all would admit that the English language is in a bad way.” -George Orwell In DC, you can’t go anywhere without finding someone protesting. And usually someone counter-protesting. This time, it’s octogenarians protesting the English language. No, not in favor of it. Not for an amendment to … [Read more…]

Wink Wink Nod Nod?

“There’s a lot of winking and nodding here.” -Joseph Alpher I was trolling the internet for apartments and, as the owner of a big dog, I’m always looking for pet polices. I came across this pet policy: At Fenwick Place, we are committed to serve our 4-legged residents as well. Cats and Dogs are welcome at our community. Weight limit … [Read more…]