Beat Cancer

“Like it’s my fault! I shouldn’t be punished for not having kids. I should be rewarded! Since when did kids become the Get Out of Cancer Free card? He’s basically saying that I’m a whore who deserves chemo!!” -Samatha from Sex And The City

A study at the University of North Carolina has found that, “

Women who perform the act of fellatio and swallow semen on a regular basis, one to two times a week, may reduce their risk of breast cancer by up to 40 percent…”

From the article:

“In a study of over 15,000 women suspected of having performed regular fellatio and swallowed the ejaculatory fluid, over the past ten years, the researchers found that those actually having performed the act regularly, one to two times a week, had a lower occurrence of breast cancer than those who had not. There was no increased risk, however, for those who did not regularly perform.”

So…I’m going to go prevent boobie cancer…

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