“I admire addicts. In a world where everybody is waiting for some blind, random disaster, or some sudden disease, the addict has the comfort of knowing what will most likely wait for him down the road. He’s taken some control over his ultimate fate, and his addiction keeps the cause of death from being a … [Read more…]


“I just read this great science fiction story. It’s about how machines take control of humans and turn them into zombie slaves! . . . HEY! What time is it?? My TV show is on!” –Bill Watterson Someone (or someones) in Texas decided to get a little cheeky and change the writing on a traffic … [Read more…]

So True

College is like the foundation -and the students are there to drink. In an effort to cheer me up and detress me, a friend of mine sent me this. Updated for 2008 (such as calling it AIM and an Ipod), this is so accurate. Welcome to most of college and grad school. At least for … [Read more…]

Proof I’m A Terrible Person

“What I lack in decorum, I make up for with an absence of tact.” – Don Williams Jr. Me: I want a latteJ-Money: You should get a latte from a real Starbucks to support world AIDS dayMe: The nearest “real*” Starbucks is forever awayJ-Money: Deal with it.Me: I have classJ-Money: So?Me: Starbucks can suck itJ-Money: … [Read more…]


Opinions are like assholes, every one has one and they all stink. –Anonymous Have you ever read the reviews on Amazon? Don’t. They are infuriating. Sometimes, when I need a distraction, I will scroll through, reading the reviews for books I know will inflame people. Dan Savage’s The Kid. Anything by Christopher Hitchens. The Harry … [Read more…]