Fucking Stupid

“Every kind of peaceful cooperation among men is primarily based on mutual trust and only secondarily on institutions such as courts of justice and police.” –Albert Einstein

It seems that the NYPD doesn’t have shit to do these days. They began conducting operation “Lucky Bag.” Basically, they leave a bag full of expensive shit on the subway and arrest people for “stealing” it.

First of all, in NYC, who thinks is a good fucking idea to be leaving random bags places? We’re terrified of terrorists and trashcans and bombs and water bottles on planes and Lite Brites and some how this is a good idea?

Secondly, arresting people for picking up this stuff? This isn’t stealing. Literally, this morning I was getting off the train and I found a girls wallet. I picked it up. BECAUSE I WAS GOING TO RETURN IT TO HER. I woulda gotten arrested.

Instead, I found her name in the student directory, emailed her, she just came and picked it up, and brought me a cute mug as a thank you. Which I’m currently drinking tea out of.

The NYPD can suck it.

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