Getting It All Wrong

My latest OkCupid message:

“My new years resolution is to become more active to find a nice and sweet girl. So I checked out some profiles and came to the conclusion that you are the nicest, sweetest and most beautiful girl, propably of the whole planet.

So how can I ever convince you to mail with me and to meet me later on? No idea, that’s why I try it in this very naive and direct way: Pleaseeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

Have a nice day!

[name redacted]

If this guy thinks I’m the nicest and the sweetest, I need to edit my profile.

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