My latest OkCupid message:
“My new years resolution is to become more active to find a nice and sweet girl. So I checked out some profiles and came to the conclusion that you are the nicest, sweetest and most beautiful girl, propably of the whole planet.
So how can I ever convince you to mail with me and to meet me later on? No idea, that’s why I try it in this very naive and direct way: Pleaseeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
Have a nice day!
If this guy thinks I’m the nicest and the sweetest, I need to edit my profile.