I’m The Next Richard Simmons

“I don’t excercise. If God had wanted me to bend over, he would have put diamonds on the floor.” -Joan Rivers

I’ve created an exercise plan. Check it out:

All you need is one of these:

or one of these:

I’ve got IsYourDogFixed hooked. Whose next?

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