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“Sex education classes are like in-home sales parties for abortions.” –Phyllis Shlafly

Another reason for comprehensive sex education…or to consider forcing everyone to take birth control:

“Magdalena Kwiatkowska’s 13-year-old returned to Poland from their holiday expecting a baby. Magdalena believes the teenager conceived from stray sperm after taking a dip in the hotel’s mixed pool. She is now seeking compensation from the hotel.”

Ahh…the old “the swimming pool knocked her up” excuse. 

Personally, I wanna see the pool sued for child support.

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