Jesus Hates McDonald’s

“I believe that the idea of a boycott is entirely abhorrent. Exchange is always better than exclusion.” – Lord Patten

It seems the American Family Association has decided that McDonald’s supports the gays and therefore should be boycotted.

“It is about McDonald’s, as a corporation, refusing to remain neutral in the culture wars. McDonald’s has chosen not to remain neutral but to give the full weight of their corporation to promoting the homosexual agenda, including homosexual marriage.”

The comments on the site are by far the funniest.

“Sorry, but my shadow will no longer cross the threshold of the golden arches. Good bye. I need to lose weight and save money. This is just the impitous I needed.”

“I have 5 days a week my house filled with children of various age and many days it’s Mc Donalds for dinner due to time restraints. NOT ANY MORE. I will not spend my hard earnd money to support a group of people that is trappling my beliefs and leading our futur generations in to a lifestyle that will kill them. I will not come and spend a dime there nor will I let any of my friends or aquaintends do so. what ever I can to stop this support of nglcc I will do. Children are too precious to be perverted like that. one of many who still have a sense of morality”

“My family of 8 eat at Mcdonalds at least 3xs a week. We discontinue this until McDonalds removes its endorsement and remains neutral.”

“My family & I will not be eating at McDonalds as long as your position about support for the Homosexual agenda remains the same. I will also suggest members in my congregation boycott you as well. Rev. Jim Berlin Chillicothe Free Methodist Church Senior Pastor”*

Finally a religious right movement I can get behind. Maybe now we will have less fat people in the South.

*I left the typos in. Does Jesus hate education as well as teh gayz?

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