“Three passions, simple but overwhelmingly strong, have governed my life: the longing for love, the search for knowledge, and unbearable pity for the suffering of mankind.” -Bertrand Russell
Once in awhile, I check the keyword searches that land people on my blog. Fascinating stuff. Also, people Google strange shit.
I hear the GOP has series depicting married couples having missionary-position sex with the lights off.
“don’t tell me i need re-eduation, they need deportation” [sic]
Can I deport you for not being able to spell?
“fucking cover letters”
“myopic little twits”
I know you are but what am I?
“sex with someone you love”
You’re on the wrong blog, buddy.
“anthony bourdain gay”
I bet his wife is a bit upset.
“big sex fan”
Does sex also come in small and medium?
“breast cancer racist”
Who Googles this stuff?
“do animals feel anything during sex”
I mean, really, humanity, what the fuck?
“dont see sex as love”
You’re not broken, despite what the religious right tells you.
“everyday run of the mill nude women”
There’s an average nude woman? I didn’t know there was enough for an average.
I think I will.
“how to use fruit roll up during foreplay”
Do-It-Yourself home waxing!
“why do I feel lust for people I hate”
I wonder who they had in mind. Me?