“Three passions, simple but overwhelmingly strong, have governed my life: the longing for love, the search for knowledge, and unbearable pity for the suffering of mankind.” -Bertrand Russell

Once in awhile, I check the keyword searches that land people on my blog. Fascinating stuff. Also, people Google strange shit.

“Murder jokes”

Not funny?

“Libertarian porn”

I hear the GOP has series depicting married couples having missionary-position sex with the lights off.

“don’t tell me i need re-eduation, they need deportation” [sic]

Can I deport you for not being able to spell?

“fucking cover letters”

How do they work?

“myopic little twits”

I know you are but what am I?

“sex with someone you love”

You’re on the wrong blog, buddy.

“anthony bourdain gay”

I bet his wife is a bit upset.

“big sex”
“big sex fan”

Does sex also come in small and medium?

“breast cancer racist”

Who Googles this stuff?

“do animals feel anything during sex”

I mean, really, humanity, what the fuck?

“dont see sex as love”

You’re not broken, despite what the religious right tells you.

“everyday run of the mill nude women”

There’s an average nude woman? I didn’t know there was enough for an average.

“fucking continue”

I think I will.

“how to use fruit roll up during foreplay”

Do-It-Yourself home waxing!

“why do I feel lust for people I hate”

I wonder who they had in mind. Me?

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