Libertarian Porn Star Running For Senate

“Political satire became obsolete when Henry Kissinger was awarded the Nobel Peace Prize.” –Tom Lehrer

You may know Sonny Landham as the Indian dude from Predator. Well, he has decided to make himself a bit more known and take a stab at the gubernatorial race in Kentucky, running on the Libertarian ticket. It seems he’s hoping for the same success Jesse Venture had in Minnesota and Arnold Schwarzeneggar had in California, making Predator the gubernatorial dynasty.

Unfortunately for the Libertarians of Kentucky, Landham has a few skeletons in his closet. First, like many of us, Landham started out his career in porn. He starred in such hits as “The Love Bus” and “Special Order” (the DVD title for “Special Order” is “They’re All Sluts.” Nice to know he will be a positive role model for young women in Kentucky.)

However, what really hurts Landham is his blatant racism. He said, on a weekly talk show in Kentucky:

“I’m a pro-American all the way. The Arabs, the camel dung-shovelers, the camel jockeys – whichever you want to call ’em – are terrorists.”

He goes on to say:

“If I had my way, I would stop Arabs coming into this country. I said no Arabs into this country. Look, it wasn’t a blonde, blue eyed, fair skin person who flew those planes into the twin towers on 9/11.”

This guy is truly a brilliant political mind.

These comments are what got him dumped from the Libertarian ballot. Sweet, Libertarians with some common sense.

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