“Why should we take advice on sex from the pope? If he knows anything about it, he shouldn’t!” -George Bernard Shaw
I continued to be shocked at how TERRIBLE sex and relationship advice columns are. This atrocity from the Shine (no fucking clue) section of Yahoo discusses the four signs you’re in a committed relationship.
The four tell-tale signs you’re in a relationship are:
- Sharing a Google calendar
- Share airline miles
- Personalized ringtones
- Update your Facebook status to “I’m in a relationship.”
So, my biggest tell-tale sign that I’m in a relationship didn’t make that cut. It’s called “HAVE A FUCKING DISCUSSION ABOUT WHETHER OR NOT YOU’RE IN A RELATIONSHIP.”
It’s too simple, isn’t it?