More Bad Relationship Advice

Why should we take advice on sex from the pope? If he knows anything about it, he shouldn’t!” -George Bernard Shaw

I continued to be shocked at how TERRIBLE sex and relationship advice columns are. This atrocity from the Shine (no fucking clue) section of Yahoo discusses the four signs you’re in a committed relationship.

The four tell-tale signs you’re in a relationship are:

  1. Sharing a Google calendar
  2. Share airline miles
  3. Personalized ringtones
  4. Update your Facebook status to “I’m in a relationship.”

So, my biggest tell-tale sign that I’m in a relationship didn’t make that cut. It’s called “HAVE A FUCKING DISCUSSION ABOUT WHETHER OR NOT YOU’RE IN A RELATIONSHIP.”

It’s too simple, isn’t it?

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