Murph Wants Celery

“I’m afraid of losing my obscurity. Genuineness only thrives in the dark. Like celery.” -Aldous Huxley

First of all, my dog is always starving because no one ever feeds him ever. I mean, ever. Second, celery is THE SINGLE MOST NOMABLE THING EVER INVENTED EVER.

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