My Brain, It Hurts

“Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I’m not sure about the universe.” -Albert Einstein

My latest dating site message:

“how ru doiong? i am doing fine and just drinking some wine, i know my profile says oslo, norway, but i live in den haag netherlands, its my freinds profile. dont have my own profile here anymore, do using his for a while. i recently finished my masters from [university] and applied for phd… waiting for the results now. what do u do in life?”

So, you’re using your friend’s profile? Do you use your friend’s condoms, too?

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