Proof I’m A Terrible Person

“What I lack in decorum, I make up for with an absence of tact.” – Don Williams Jr.

Me: I want a latte
J-Money: You should get a latte from a real Starbucks to support world AIDS day
Me: The nearest “real*” Starbucks is forever away
J-Money: Deal with it.
Me: I have class
J-Money: So?
Me: Starbucks can suck it
J-Money: You can suck it
J-Money: People with AIDS can’t
Me: They probably can. Which is how they ended up with AIDS in the first place.

*We have fake Starbucks on campus. The campus coffee shops serve Starbucks products.

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