“They still believe in God, the family, angels, witches, goblins, logic, clarity, punctuation, and other obsolete stuff.” -Issac Singer
“I would love someoneto chum around with. ARe you interested?!?”
I don’t know what I’m more offended by: the egregious punctuation usage, or that he is under the impression that “chum” can ever be used to describe an activity I’m engaged in.