“It’s so surreal it’s hysterical.” -Sophie Monk (on sleeping with Adam Sandler)
“Wow… what a woman!!!
What does a lonely prince like me have to do to win your heart??? Kill a dragon? Sure, but what if it is the last??? :( Conquer a kingdom? Also possible… but why make so many people unhappy?
Or just come and take you away, make you mine??? :)”
Who says this shit?