This Is A Joke, Right?

“It’s so surreal it’s hysterical.” -Sophie Monk (on sleeping with Adam Sandler)

“Wow… what a woman!!!

What does a lonely prince like me have to do to win your heart??? Kill a dragon? Sure, but what if it is the last??? :( Conquer a kingdom? Also possible… but why make so many people unhappy?

Or just come and take you away, make you mine??? :)”

Who says this shit?

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